"Left troll isn't registering shots 80% of time, saving the damsel will sometimes not release your ball back til a ball search, everything else is fine" Medieval Madness (Remake LE) (Chicago Gaming, 2015)
"The floor is sticky, there’s a pungent rising smell and navigating your way around can be a challenge… and that’s just the parking lot. Machines are right by the bathrooms and the local crowd likes to sneer at anyone who’s just coming into rub their groin up against the pinball machine. Seen it happen a 1,000 times before, I used to date the biker floozy bartender at this place. Whoa, what a ride.
Now I will say what everyone else says at the end of the post: Otherwise the machine plays good.
Playboy, huh? Don’t know about the theme on this one, I played the Juggs machine in Virginia City Nevada but that was just a one-off. And so was the machine. Stern should try some more Saturday morning cartoons from the 80s, the last decade that had any kind of culture to speak of. Woe is thee if you’re under 40. Smurfette makes everybody’s multiballs blue. This bar is Nowhere. I mean, really. Or if I wanted to sound like a dummy I would say “actually” or“literally”.
San Dimas high school football rules!" Playboy (Stern, 2002)
"Lower right flipper still sticking, flipping the left flipper will bring it back down, right inlane feed from ramps can sometimes be brutal and bounce into the right outlane, plays fine other than that." The Flintstones (Williams, 1994)
"Machine plays fine. But the plunge will always feed the ball around the orbit to your left flipper no matter what. You might as well hold the left flipper and make your skill shot count 👍" Metallica (Pro) (Stern, 2013)
"Right slingshot getting much worse, the noise is obnoxious and claiming any Fish Finder awards is impossible since any other switch after the mini-lane disqualifies Fish Finder. Also still on old code." JAWS (LE) (Stern, 2024)
"Machine is set to fall down the center, and both sides regularly. So don’t plan on getting any plays that last long" Game of Thrones (Pro) (Stern, 2015)
Line-up confirmed at
Retro Junkie
in Walnut Creek
by
rubyred
Feb 18, 2025
The Uncanny X-Men (Pro) (Stern, 2024)
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Retro Junkie
in Walnut Creek
by
testbishop
Feb 18, 2025
JAWS (Pro) (Stern, 2024)
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Retro Junkie
in Walnut Creek
by
testbishop
Feb 18, 2025
Elvira's House of Horrors (Premium) (Stern, 2019)
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Retro Junkie
in Walnut Creek
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testbishop
Feb 18, 2025
"The waitress at this bar looks at me funny. Likes to wink a lot and repeatedly asks to see “the moon rock”.
Yoga mats. Yep.
- -" Jim Henson’s Labyrinth (Barrels of Fun, 2023)
"I went to the Granada bowl for a bowl of granola and they had nada.
Sure, the place kinda smells like a pair of rusty old socks that are longing for a sourdough recipticle full of pea soup, but the people here are really swell. Ask for Dave, he’ll give you an extra piece of bacon. I love this place so much, I want to marry it.
Carpeted toilet seats, complementary dental dams and free parking make this a vacation destination that dreams are made of. This bowling alley in particular is stupendous for cougar cruising and soaking up southern culture on the skids, don’t miss this place. Where else can you get a pair of shoes for like 4 bucks?" Beatles (Gold) (Stern, 2018)