"Lights are messed up, flippers are sticky, and it's so badly leveled that the first word that came to mind when I was thinking about this machine's condition was "neutered"." Deadpool (Pro)
"Machine down, slimer fell off and landed in the left inlanes trapping two balls. (Possibly during multiball) And the playfield is so dirty." Ghostbusters (Pro)
"Flippers aren't strong enough to get the ball up the ramp, the right flipper is way out of position and the tilt mechanism is very hard to trigger, making it easy to save your ball, lots of LEDs and the state fair bumper don't work. Somebody fix this thing please!" The Wizard of Oz